The Yard Sale

[Neil Diamond]

Why Do The Littles Stay Awake In My Version And Our Version Of Stories?; To Find Out, Read The Story Below; Here's How It All Began

The Yard Sale

Max And Emmy Were Getting Ready For The Yard Sale; They Sold Their Beds, Bikes, And Alarm Clocks; They Made $1,250; Max's Friend Brian And Emmy's Friends Courtney, Lisa, Kathy, Kelly & Sandy Decided To Join The Team; Aaron, Alex, Amanda, Amber, Angelica, Barry, Brian, Brittany, Brenda, Caroline, Chelsea, Courtney, Emmy, Hayley, Jake, Jessica, Kathy, Katie, Kara, Kayla, Kelly, Kenny, Kimberly, Laura, Lisa, Matt, Max, Molly, Nora, Pablo, Sara, Sandy, Tommy & Tony Decided To Sell Their Beds And Bikes And Alarm Clocks Too; They Made $10,000,000; They Decided To Buy Chairs, Chair/Desk Sets, Children's Vanities With Benches And Sit 'N Play Desks; Each Little Was Multiplied By 2000; They Also Bought Big Cans Of No Sleep Pills, Coffee, And Cake Mixes, Muffin Mixes, Cookie Mixes, And Baked Them With No Sleep Pills In Them; They Were Gaurenteed To Keep Them Awake Forever; They Now Stayed Home 24/7 Unless They Go Places; Their Things Were In The Basement; The Leftover Money They Spent On More Clothes And Toys And Chairs; They Sold Their Pajamas They Made $250,000 And Bought More Clothes And Toys; And Socks And Shoes; And They Also Cowgirl Good Wagoness And Cowboy Max's Beds Remained; They Were Reservable Beds Only For One; Their Birthdays Were Gone With The Wind; And They Moved To Florida; They Now Had 11 Homes; Cowgirl Good Wagoness And Cowboy Max's Beds Were The Only Beds Remaining; They Also Sold All Their Slippers And They Made $500,000; They Bought Drum Sets And Drums; They Now Had $250 Left; They Decided To Pay Their Taxes; And They Won $100,000,000,000; The Littles' Dads Have Passed Away; They Only Had A Mom; And Mom And The Littles Lived Forever In All 11 Homes And Stayed Awake Forever And Their Normal Ages; The 2 Cowpokes Were The Only Ones That Slept At Night; And They Payed All Their Taxes; With The Remaining Money They Bought More Coffee, Jolt Cola, Muffins, Pies, Cakes, Brownies (All With No Sleep Pills) And No Sleep Pills; And They Put Their Leftover Money In The Money Vault; And They Remained Rich Forever

The End

© 2006 Erik "Taz" Mokracek